I grew up a simple man in a simple suburban town with nothing really to worry about, that is until I was drafted into the war. World War II that is. That's right, I’m the youngest survivor of the great Dubya Dubya Two.
The war was complete chaos, but hey, what else is there to expect in war. Ok I’m lying none of this is true. The truth is I’m secret agent for Canada and I’ve been sent here to infiltrate and take down the maple syrup companies in your country. SHIT! Ok that's not true.
I’m sorry about all this, the real truth is I’m a kid in my mid twenties who just loves to hang out with my friends and make people laugh.
I’m a licensed Mixed Martial Arts fighter (that's actually true) and the only thing I enjoy as much as laughter and friends is working out and training.
I’m a strong believer in the fact that if you can’t laugh at life, you’re far too serious.
I went to school for criminal justice and if I ever decide to grow up (which I don’t really see happening any time soon) I would like to become a police officer.
I’m glad you’ve taken time out of your day to visit our site and read my ridiculous autobiography, and I hope you keep coming back and laughing with us because we really enjoy this.
I’m gonna leave you with my personal motto, “if you aint laughing you aint living”.