My name is pat. New jersey born and raised. I was drafted out of high school to quarterback for the Miami Dolphins but left in training camp to pursue better interests.
From there I got really into snake charming and magic which I peddled in Key West at Mallory Square where cruise ships would bring me endless customers. This sated my yearning for fame for sometime.
Bored of the States, I hopped a steamer ship bound for the gold coast of Africa. Stowing away on another vessel I was soon headed to Australia. Upon arrival I was caught up in the thrill and intensity of competitive kangaroo racing and dabbled in surfing. Witnessing gruesome injuries and deaths of my fellow racers I gravitated toward surfing full time.
On the water one day I was discussing waves with fellow surfers and someone swore New Zealand had the best breaks this time of year. Determined to prove him wrong I immediately paddled to New Zealand. To my surprise he was correct.
As my popularity on the New Zealand circuit grew so did my heat and I was quickly deported back to America. After working as a Imagineer for five years I found myself craving creative control. So I left and joined Blind Panda Humor.